Wednesday, December 30, 2015

The Dumbest Trade of All-Time




Jason Varitek as a catcher for Georgia Tech in the 1994 College Baseball World Series (Photo by: Todd Rosenberg/Getty Images)
Jason Varitek a.k.a. "The Captain"

If there is one trade in the entire history of Major League Baseball that demonstrates a “selling” team capitalizing on a “buying” team’s mistake, it's this one.
At the trade deadline of the 1997, the Seattle Mariners stood at 60-47, leading the American League West by just a half-game with a team built to be a contender down the stretch. On the other hand, the Boston Red Sox’s playoff aspirations had disintegrated as the team was 17 and a half games out of first place in the AL East. To bolster its bullpen, Seattle sent minor league catcher Jason Varitek and minor league pitcher Derek Lowe to the Red Sox in exchange for expensive reliever Heathcliff Slocumb.
The Mariners indeed made it to the playoffs in ’97, but Slocumb had little to do with it. In his first month with the team, Slocumb went 0-3 with a 5.63 ERA out of the ‘pen. In his only appearance in the postseason, he saw two innings on the mound in which he surrendered one run on three hits. Seattle was knocked out of the American League Divisional Series by the Baltimore Orioles and a season later Slocumb departed for free agency & went to Minnesota to finish up his career.
Varitek would spend his entire big league career in a Red Sox uniform and would serve as Team Captain for several of those seasons. He played on two World Series champion teams and was a three-time All-Star who was a serious contender for the AL MVP Award in 2005.
Lowe, also an All-Star on multiple occasions, serviced Boston well with a 100-inning season in relief, a 42-save season and a 21-win campaign.

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Rest in Peace Dave Henderson

On December 27th, 2015, former Seattle Mariner Dave Henderson, better known as "Hendu", died due to a massive heart attack. He was picked by the Mariners as the franchise's very first amateur draft selection back in 1977. He was an extremely gifted athlete. He could run, hit, field, and throw extremely well. He reached the Major Leagues in 1981 and was immediately popular with everyone...except for then-Mariners owner George Argyros, who did not like him because Dave always had a smile on his face, win or lose &, believe me, there was a lot of losing back in the '80s for the Mariners. In 1986, the Mariners stunned everyone by trading the very talented Henderson to Boston for the very untalented Rey Quinones, who's biggest accomplishment as a Mariner was setting the clubhouse record of consecutive hours playing the Nintendo video game Super Mario Brothers. Anyways, once Henderson was traded, he became a legend in Boston Red Sox lore as he single-handedly got the Red Sox to the 1986 World Series by hitting a home run off of Angels' pitcher Donnie Moore in Game #5 of the 1986 American League Championship Series. After retiring from Baseball in 1994 due to the Player's Strike, Hendu eventually returned to the Mariners as an announcer on Mariner TV & radio broadcasts.

I actually got to meet Dave at Seattle Mariners FanFest 2006.  He was extremely nice.

Hendu, you will be missed


Monday, December 14, 2015

My Day at Fenway Park a.k.a. Why I Hate Mother Nature

On April 12, 2007, I was in Boston, Massachusetts at historic Fenway Park, home of the Boston Red Sox, with my mom. The Red Sox were facing the Seattle Mariners. The game had a start time of 12:30 PM Eastern. The Red Sox, in honor of the Boston Celtics, would be wearing their Green Sox Jerseys which they only wore on St. Patrick's Day. Unfortunately, right before the game started, hail, snow, sleet, any precipitation you could imagine, started pouring down on the field & because there is no retractable roof at Fenway Park, they cancelled the ballgame & it was rescheduled for May 1st.  My mom was crying because she had been saving her $$$ for three years to get me to Boston to see a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. My mom then took a picture of me and her right next to the Red Sox bullpen. In the picture I looked so happy & my mom had tears pouring down her face. But, what would happen if there was a website that you could use to simulate a cancelled ballgame from the past, like this one? Well, I did a little bit of research and I found the lineups that were going to be used on April 12th, 2007 & I used a TOP SECRET historical simulation tool and here are the final results... 

Winner: Boston Red Sox 9-3





Seattle Mariners Boston Red Sox
Player Outs BB 1B 2B 3B HR
Ichiro Suzuki 3 1
Adrian Beltre 4 1
Jose Vidro 3 2
Raul Ibanez 4 1
Richie Sexson 1 1 2 1
Jose Guillen 3 1 1
Kenji Johjima 2 2 1
Yuniesky Betancourt 3 2
Jose Lopez 2 2
Jarrod Washburn
Player Outs BB 1B 2B 3B HR
Julio Lugo 3 2 1
Kevin Youkilis 4 1 1
David Ortiz 1 2 1 1 1
Manny Ramirez 1 1 2 1
J.D. Drew 4 1 1
Mike Lowell 4 1 1
Jason Varitek 3 1 1
Coco Crisp 2 1 2
Dustin Pedroia 3 1 1
Tim Wakefield

Monday, November 16, 2015

Players of the Past: Michael Garciaparra

The first time I had ever heard about Michael Garciaparra was when I watched his more popular brother, All-Star Shortstop Nomar Garciaparra. After I dug inside a little more to discover a little more about Michael through Minor League Profile sections of 2002 Mariner Magazines, I found that the potential of this Michael Garciaparra was virtually unlimited. Some scouts (even some Red Sox scouts) said that he would be as good, or better, as his superstar brother.
Despite a knee injury that limited his playing time during his senior season at St. Bosco High School, the Seattle Mariners made him the 39th player drafted overall in the country (as compensation for losing Alex Rodriguez to the Texas Rangers). Little known fact: The Mariners were afraid the Red Sox was going to nab him (could you imagine him and Nomar as a SS/2B combo?!), before they got a second chance to pick, so Seattle took a gamble and made him their #1 pick in the 2001 amateur draft. There was a block in the road for Seattle though. Michael had already made plans to attend University of Tennessee. With the help of a lucrative signing bonus worth $2,000,000, he eventually did sign with Seattle that fall and reported to the Arizona Fall League. "(Nomar) told me it better be a good number because college was an opportunity that was hard to pass up," Michael said, "My family helped me out a lot, but ultimately it was my decision to make." 
 In 2003, though, it was not a lot of fun being Michael Garciaparra. The shortstop was coming off his first full-length season in the minor leagues, and it was a miserable one. Fifty errors, among the most in all of professional baseball. An anemic season at the plate: .248 average, two home runs, an OPS (on-base plus slugging) of just .603. Some had already declared Garciaparra a bust, a scrawny guy with no track record on whom the Mariners wasted a first-round draft pick -- not to mention the $2 million signing bonus -- based on his last name.
Michael Garciaparra, circa 2003
"I've been through some of the worst stuff I can think of when I was younger," Garciaparra, said in 2006, while playing for the Tacoma Rainiers [Mariners Triple-A Affiliate]. "A lot of people have to experience failure, and I failed a lot when I was younger. "
"I've been through some low times, and I'm better for it."
In 2006, he was a lot better. Though he's missed a fair amount of time with injuries (sprained wrist in 2004, knee injury in 2005, calf strain in 2006), Garciaparra made steady progress, added 40 pounds to his frame and was once again a full-fledged top prospect. He batted .298 at high Class A Inland Empire in 2005 and .311 between Double-A San Antonio and Triple-A Tacoma in 2006.

"It took Michael awhile to get some strength to his body," said Bill Bavasi, then the General Manager of the Seattle Mariners "Also, I think it's taken him some time to figure out what kind of player he is, instead of trying to mimic his brother. He's found his own way to be successful and he's stuck with that." (Note: That's probably the smartest thing Bill Bavasi ever said, as he is considered one of the most inept GM's in not just Mariner history, but in baseball history!)
Though it's natural for anyone to want to emulate an older brother who is a six-time All-Star, it was key for the younger Garciaparra to quit trying to be the second coming of Nomar.  His hard work paid off and eventually, on June 20th, 2006, Michael Garciaparra made his MLB debut batting 2nd in the lineup & playing shortstop against older brother Nomar and the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium. When Michael was introduced by the Public Address System, he was given a standing ovation from the Dodger fans. Then Michael got his first Major League hit, a bloop single into center field off of pitcher Brad Penny. After hitting .313 in his rookie season with 3 home runs & 17 runs batted in, Michael was sent down and he never returned to the Major Leagues. He was never given another chance by another team.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

The Sad Truth of the 1997 Seattle Mariners

If the 1995 Mariners were the most fulfilling Seattle sports team of the '90s, then the 1997 Mariners were the most disappointing, by far. In all honesty, the 1995 Mariners were inexperienced when it came to postseason play. But for this '97 Mariners team, there was just NO EXCUSE for failure. The whole sports world was picking the Mariners to finally win their first World Series in their 20th season of existence and I do mean everyone, from Keith Olbermann to Derek Jeter. This Mariners team had Ken Griffey Jr., by far the best baseball player of the 1990s, the best left-handed pitcher in baseball in Randy Johnson and they had a 22 year old shortstop named Alex Rodriguez, who was just oozing with potential. The Mariners, offensively, hit 264 homeruns. But what this team didn't have was a good pitching staff, aside from Randy Johnson, Jamie Moyer and, believe it or not, Jeff Fassero. In 1997, the Seattle Mariners won 90 games but they blew 27 games during the regular season, even if they win 15 of those, they win 105 games and have the best record in baseball. Manager Lou Piniella finally blew his lid (What's new?) in July after relief pitcher Bobby Ayala blew a nine run lead in Oakland against the Athletics. On July 31st, the Mariners made a trade they would ultimately regret: They sent first-year relief pitcher Derek Lowe & catcher Jason Varitek to Boston for pitcher Heathcliff Slocumb (Lowe and Varitek would, of course, be members of the 2004 Boston Red Sox World Series Championship team). Slocumb, believe it or not, helped out as best he could. But he, along with Mike Timlin and Paul Spoljaric, who were also acquired in another highly controversial trade for Jose Cruz, Jr. (a.k.a. Griffey's Protégé) raised Lou's blood pressure several thousand notches each game by leaving opposing runners on base. The Mariners did make the playoffs in 1997, but they did not win the World Series, in fact they won only one playoff game (Game 3 of the Division Series in Baltimore against the Orioles, thanks to Jeff Fassero which is a phrase you do not hear that often), but Slocumb nearly blew that one too! The Mariners were eliminated from the playoffs the very next afternoon. We had one shot to change the irritating perception that Seattle was not a baseball town and we blew it... and by "we", I mean the clown car of Heathcliff Slocumb, Bobby Ayala, Bob Wells, Paul Spoljaric, Mike Timlin & a past-his-prime Norm Charlton, who later said "It's our [the bullpen's] fault that Varitek and Lowe were traded." That was the best shot the Mariners had, as they traded Randy Johnson & Ken Griffey Jr. to Houston & Cincinnati, respectively, and Alex Rodriguez left to go bankrupt the Texas Rangers & tarnish his legacy by using steroids.

Friday, November 6, 2015

The Mariners have made a trade! Here's what I think about it...

A portion of this entry was taken from Yahoo.com. 
Four days after the World Series ended, the Seattle Mariners and the Tampa Bay Rays completed a six-player swap Thursday night. Seattle sent infielder-outfielder Brad Miller, first baseman Logan Morrison and pitcher Danny Farquhar to Tampa Bay for pitchers Nathaniel Karns and C.J. Riefenhauser, and minor league outfielder Boog Powell.

 ''We've talked to the Rays pretty consistently close to the last four weeks,'' Mariners GM Jerry Dipoto said. 

What I think about it:  Holy crap! This Dipoto dude sure has some balls trading away two good, but inconsistent, left-handed hitters for two (potentially) good pitchers and a (potentially) great, young, outfielder who can run. The Mariners needed a potentially great outfielder who can and, yes, he can Powell hit...just not for home runs (he hit three all of last year in the Minor Leagues between Montgomery & Durham). But, to be honest, home run power isn't a problem for this team because Seattle has Nelson Cruz, who is one of the top home run hitters in baseball! So this Mariner trade MAY work out for both sides for once, not just for the other team.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Does winning the World Series still count if you beat the New York Mets?

Around this time nine years ago, the Royals had just wrapped up a third straight 100-loss season, were the laughingstock of baseball and, adding insult to injury, had a pathetic farm system [and you thought that this year's Mariner team was bad!]. Then the Royals hired Dayton Moore, a man with an extensive player development background. For example, he was with the Atlanta Braves during the majority of their run of 14 consecutive playoff appearances [and a World Series title in 1995]. Anyways, since, 2006, the Royals Win-Loss Record has improved each year because of this one reason: They developed players that, individually, you wouldn't think much of them, but when they are put together as one team, they are an incredible ball club. I cannot give any one example because they are all the same. So, does winning the World Series still count if you beat the New York Mets? Yes it does, don't be stupid. Congrats Kansas City, you finally have a baseball team 30 years in the making!

Monday, October 26, 2015

Why is everyone so judgmental?

New Mariners Manager Scott Servais

I've been looking on the internet at the comments on 710 KIRO Radio's comment section about the new Mariners Manager Scott Servais and I am extremely mad at my city. The Mariners haven't even put a team on the field yet and they are already being written off by the majority of the fan base (then again, they are jilted/converted Seahawks fans, so I'm not surprised). I'm going to at least give the man the courtesy of having a chance to fail miserably before I say they have, well, failed miserably. We've given every other manager a chance, including Lou Piniella, who, believe it or not, was not well received by some of the fans here in the Pacific Northwest even when he was here. He was supposedly too "Old School" in his managerial style to get guys to play for him. The fight with Rob Dibble in Cincinnati, being accused of playing favorites and not playing the youngsters (i.e. Derek Lowe) when we had a bunch of younger players as the core of the team. Those were just a few of the concerns with bringing in Lou. I'm excited if, for nothing else, than it will be different than it was. A new guy gets a shot and that's the only way to find out who the next big deal at the managerial position is. Heck, people were all kinds of happy and excited when the Mariners hired Dick Williams (the only person to manage two different leagues in the World Series) and that turned out to be a DISASTER with a capital "D"!

Thursday, October 8, 2015

The Tampa Bay Rays are searching for a new home..sort of...

The Rays are contractually binded to Tropicana Field until 2027
The New Home of the Rays? Probably not...maybe Montreal...
Since the franchise's creation in 1998, the Tampa Bay Rays have played at Tropicana Field, which was also home to soccer's Tampa Bay Land Sharks from 1990-1996. However, due to the lack of fan-friendly seating for baseball games and the poor, aging condition of the dome, Tampa Bay Rays ownership has continued to explore options in building a new ballpark. In November of 2007, the Rays primary owner (Stu Sternberg)announced plans of building a sparkling new, downtown ballpark on the site of the team's old Spring Training Facility, Al Lang Field. At a cost of $450 Million, the ballpark would seat 34,000 fans and be open to the elements, but have a retractable roof that will open or close within eight minutes. It would have been the most unique in baseball because the roof consisted of a light weatherproof fabric pulled over the playing field by a hoist tower in center-field. It would have all the same modern amenities as every other ballpark built and have air conditioned concourses with views of the field (because, well, it's Florida). In May, 2008, the Rays announced their financing plan to construct the park. Owner Stu Sternberg would contribute $150 million, $70 million would come from the sale of Tropicana Field, $75 million from the City of Tampa Bay, $100 million from the tourist development tax that was used to construct Tropicana Field and $55 million from parking revenues. The Rays would pay for any cost overruns. Unfortunately, on June 24, 2008, the Rays announced they were abandoning their ambitious plans to build the park on the downtown waterfront by 2012. The stadium has been delayed indefinitely because Tampa Bay officials complained that the city and county were being rushed to commit millions of public $$$ for the project. In June, 2010, the Rays announced that they would explore all options outside of the Tampa Bay area. Since 2012, there has been little to no progress in the Rays quest to have a new ballpark built as the team is contractually tied to Tropicana Field until 2027. In 2014, Stu Sternberg talked with his friends on Wall Street about moving the Rays to Montreal if the stadium issue is not resolved and/or Tropicana Field crumbles down to it's own accord.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Story of Ryan Anderson

Ryan Anderson's Rookie Card in 1998
Anderson (center) in 1999 Spring Training
In June, 1997, the Seattle Mariners drafted a 6 foot 11 pitcher named Ryan Anderson out of Divine Child High School in East Lansing, Michigan. He was nicknamed "The Little Unit"  because of his similar size & pitching ability to 2015 Hall of Fame Inductee Randy Johnson. But, a day after pitching batting practice to the Mariners at the Kingdome, Anderson was quoted in newspapers talking how he "dominated" the big leaguers. Copies of the story made the clubhouse bulletin board as well as then-outfielder Ken Griffey Jr.'s locker, according to The Seattle Times.


There was also a box of baseballs, with a typewritten note to Anderson that read, "Will you sign the case of baseballs from, 'The Greatest Player of All Time?' "

Griffey's best friend Jay Buhner later said: "That kid has got to learn you don't go saying (expletive) like that, at least not in his position." Anderson has no comment on the incident these days.

By 2000, Anderson had worked his way up to the Mariners' Class AAA team in Tacoma, Wash., figuring he would be in the big leagues in 2001. He pitched in the Futures Game — a minor league All-Star game in conjunction with the big-league All-Star Game — and made 20 starts for the Rainiers in '00, tossing 12.6 strikeouts a game, best in the minors that season. After the season Anderson was named the #2 prospect in baseball behind Josh Hamilton (now with the Texas Rangers). 
Then it all went down the drain.
In July 2000, Anderson's shoulder problems started overnight. A day after striking out 13 batters in 6 2/3 innings against the Las Vegas 51's, he tried to play catch.
"Instead of 80 feet, I could only throw 10 feet," he says. "I was throwing 93-99 (mph) in the game, and I didn't feel anything. I thought I had slept on it wrong. You know how your arm feels when you sleep on it wrong? This felt 10 times worse."

He was never the same.

He had surgery for a torn rotator cuff that sidelined him for the 2001 season. In 2002, he had a torn shoulder labrum and a second surgery, wiping out 2002. The problems continued and Tommy John surgery was needed when Anderson gave up the dream in 2003.

"That kid had great talent, and there was always a lot of talk about him during Spring Training," says New York Yankees Third Baseman/Designated Hitter Alex Rodriguez, a former Mariner. "He was supposed to be the next Randy Johnson, and it never worked out that way, which was a shame. I remember he threw hard. He was a big guy and he pitched that way. He would always open your eyes during spring training."

Now, at age 35, Ryan Anderson is a sous chef on Food Network's Iron Chef America. Obviously, it's easy to spot him because he's the tallest one.
At this point, cooking clearly has his attention, but Anderson has not forgotten baseball.

"Maybe in a couple of years, I'll give it another shot," he says. "I made mistakes. Of course, I'd like to be 18 again. Wouldn't everybody?"

UPDATE 10/13: 

I recently found a quote from Ryan Anderson in a sushi article for an online food magazine. Here is that quote: 
"The Japanese want the vegetables to taste like vegetables, and along with appreciating the taste, they understand the health benefits of making vegetables such an important part of the cuisine," said sous chef Ryan Anderson.
The story of Ryan Anderson leaving baseball's frustrations behind for a career in being a sous chef for Iron Chef America is an odd one, for sure. The man's still at it. It's a weird sensation to read his name in this context. He could've been so much. He could've been the best pitcher in the game of baseball (aside from Felix Hernandez, of course). Could you imagine a pitching rotation that included Felix Hernandez & Ryan Anderson? The Mariners would have been an incredible team! 
Ryan Anderson. It's not tragic. That isn't the word. He quit doing one thing his body couldn't do in order to do something else that it can. But, those statistics, my god. Ryan Anderson, today, is 35 years old. He's the same age as Aaron Harang and Cliff Lee! Although it's great for Ryan Anderson that he found something he's good at, I think that baseball's worse off without the career he could've and should've had. But cooking isn't a bad 2nd choice either.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

5 quick things you should know about New Seattle Mariners GM Jerry Dipoto

Since the Mariners have a new GM, I have decided to write 5 things you should know about Jerry Dipoto:

1. He was the first good relief pitcher for the Colorado Rockies. There haven't been many pitchers who have succeeded in Coors Field, but he's one of them. 

2. He was a stat guy when he was still an active player.

3. When he was GM of the Angels, he drafted Mike Trout, arguably the best all-around player in baseball right now.

4. He is perfect for the Mariners.

5. From what I've seen, he's smarter than I am!

Monday, September 28, 2015

My 2015 MLB Playoff Predictions

The MLB playoffs are starting on October 6th. Here are my predictions:

1. The New York Yankees will be eliminated in the Wild Card game by the Houston Astros

The reason is because the 2015 Yankees do not play well as a team, which is the exact opposite of what the Yankees dynasty of the mid-90s to early 2000's were. The Astros, on the other hand, are a team who has a superstar shortstop who is under the legal drinking age of 21 in Carlos Correa, they have great pitchers like Dallas Keuchel, Scott Kazmir and did I mention their 5'5" 2nd baseman Jose Altuve, who reminds me of former Mariners 2nd baseman Joey Cora and that's not just because they are both tiny enough to be mistaken for a child!

2. The Los Angeles Dodgers will sweep the New York Mets in the Division Series

Not if Jerry Seinfeld gets his way...

3. The Chicago Cubs will go the World Series for the first time since 1945

A sure sign that the Nuclear Apocalypse isn't that far off ...

4. The Kansas City Royals will go to the World Series for the second year in a row

But will be swept in four games because...

5. The Chicago Cubs will win their 1st World Series since 1908

Then pigs will be able to fly, the Earth will spin off its axis and cats and dogs will mate.

Monday, September 14, 2015

History Lesson: The President & the Origins of Fantasy Baseball

In 1871, a 14 year old named Thomas Woodrow Wilson created a newspaper entitled "Professional Record". It consisted of box scores, game stats and play-by-play recaps. But there was just one problem: These games NEVER HAPPENED!!!! For example, one box score said that a no-hitter occurred on June 30th, 1871*. One problem: Major League Baseball wouldn't have it's first no-hitter until 1876! By the way, if you think I'm crazy about baseball wait until you read this: Young Woodrow Wilson's newspaper had SEVENTEEN more stat-filled pages about every team that existed at that point in history. This newspaper is now on display at the Library of Congress.
A box score out of Thomas Wilson's Professional Record Newspaper between the Haymakers of Troy & the Boston Red Stockings [who are now known as the Boston Red Sox]

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Player Profile: Franklin "Death to Flying Things" Gutierrez

I dedicate this blog entry to my newborn niece Madeline Marie Winston, who was born on Wednesday, September 9th, 2015.

On December 10, 2008, the Seattle Mariners pulled off a surprising 3-team trade that sent star closer J.J. Putz to the New York Mets & promising 3rd baseman Luis Valbuena to Cleveland in a trade for a then unknown outfielder named Franklin Gutierrez and first baseman Mike Carp. The Mariners fan-base was angry, as Putz had been a fan favorite and Valbuena was a good prospect with a bright future. Jack Zduriencik, who had been hired as the Mariners GM just two weeks before, said that the trade would not have gone through had Gutierrez not been a part of it. On June 5th, 2009, he made an incredible game saving catch against Minnesota, although the Mariners would lose that game 2-1 in extra innings. The late Hall-of-Fame broadcaster Dave Niehaus gave Gutierrez the nickname "Death to Flying Things" from then on. (For those of you who don't know, "Death to Flying Things" was a nickname for 1890's outfielder Bob Ferguson, who was an incredible defensive outfielder and had the reputation of having the strongest and most accurate arm of his time). Here is an example of what Franklin Gutierrez can do when healthy...


See what I mean? He battled injuries and illness from 2011-2014 and now, in 2015, he's back and better than ever, as shown in this video...

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/9781914/v298987283


Friday, August 28, 2015

Why I am qualified for the Seattle Mariners GM position

Since the Seattle Mariners fired their General Manager Jack Zduriencik today, I would like to start an online petition for me, Joseph John Douglas Parkhill, to be the next GM of the Seattle Mariners. It's been one of my lifelong goals to work for the Mariners and I want this to become a reality because I love the Mariners and I care what happens to them. I know I have Autism and am not very social, but I sure know more about baseball than Jack Zduriencik & Bill Bavasi put together. For example, I know how to use advanced stats like Wins Above Replacement or WAR, which calculates a player’s total contribution to his team. For example, I calculated that, in his career, Felix Hernandez has a value of 49.7 WAR, meaning he has given the Mariners 49.7 more wins than a replacement player would give for his club. I also know how to calculate some of  the unimportant/useless statistics like Catcher's ERA (a.k.a. Pitch Framing), which means how much value a catcher is at calling the game for his team's pitchers. However, the legendary Bill James once said that "while it is possible that catchers may have a significant effect on a pitching staff, there is too much yearly variation in Catcher's ERA for it to be a reliable indicator of ability.". So I rarely use that one. I also know that the Seattle Mariners need to keep young ballplayers and not trade them to east coast teams like Boston, Tampa Bay or New York, as young players are baseball's best natural resource. Why were the Mariners were so good in the mid 1990s to early 2000s? They stocked the farm system with young players and had an incredible scouting department! Which is what I want to do, plus, young players get more recognition if they win together and the more recognition the players get, the more popular the team they are on becomes over time, which increases fan attendance, which increases the $$$ flow for the owners and then everyone's happy and that's all I want to do is to make everyone happy. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/joey-parkhill-for-seattle-mariners-gm-job

Friday, August 21, 2015

The Mariners playoff game I missed [because of my mother]

On October 6, 2000, the Seattle Mariners played the Chicago White Sox at a sold out Safeco Field (yes the Mariners have sold out games other than Opening Day/Night). The Mariners won that game on a beautiful drag bunt by Carlos Guillen, but that's not the point of this entry!  My mom was there, so was my Aunt Carmen, my Uncle Ben and his best friend Tom Treese. Where was I? I was at school, crying on the inside because my mom wanted me to get an education at an elementary school where I was picked on because of my Autism and they had no special education program, whatsoever. Not that I'm bitter or anything... 

Here is that beautiful bunt by Carlos Guillen...

2000 ALDS SEA VS. CHW 

Luckily, this has a happy ending, I have recently bought a DVD set containing this playoff game in it's entirety. The added bonus is that you also have the option of listening to the Mariner's radio broadcast with the late, great Dave Niehaus & Rick Rizzs.

P.S. I love you Mom

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Montreal Expos Follow-Up Story

Bonjour! This is a follow-up story to an entry from March. In 1985, the Montreal Expos outdrew the New York Yankees in fan attendance, I will say it again: The Montreal Expos outdrew the New York Yankees in fan attendance! Some people say it was because the Yankees were one of the worst teams in baseball in '85 and it wasn't because Montreal loves baseball. Here's my problem with that statement: Montreal IS a sports town, they love their sports teams and they care what happens to them. You think I'm lying? 97,000 people showed up at Olympic Stadium for an exhibition game between the Toronto Blue Jays & the New York Mets. They love baseball in Montreal. They are the Canadian equivalent of Seattle Seahawks fans! There has got to be one MLB exec who is thinking "Why are we not in Montreal?" & I hope it's New Commissioner Rob Manfred, who has announced MLB is open to expansion or relocation.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Reviewing My Predictions for the 2015 Major League Baseball Season

Back on January 22nd, I made two predictions for the 2015 Major League Baseball Season. Here are the results so far...

  1. The Seattle Mariners will win the A.L. West

The Mariners signed Nelson Cruz to be their primary DH & to hit fourth behind stud 2nd baseman Robinson Cano. Seattle also has budding superstars in third baseman Kyle Seager, catcher Mike Zunino & pitcher Taijuan Walker. Oh and did I mention they also have the best pitcher in baseball NOT NAMED Kershaw (Felix Hernandez)?




What actually happened: NOT EVEN CLOSE!! Although the Mariners are not completely out of contention (yet!), their hopes are diminishing by the day, as they are 1/2 a game out ahead of last place Oakland in the A.L. West. as of today (7/24).

2. The San Diego Padres will be the most exciting team in the N.L. West

The San Diego Padres' new GM, A.J. Preller, made headlines with his acquisitions/thefts of Matt Kemp (from the Dodgers), Wil Myers (from the Rays) & Justin Upton (from the Braves). But they also have the starting pitching to contend. Guys like Andrew Cashner, Tyson Ross & Odrisamer Despaigne will have to continue to dominate. They may overtake the Dodgers & Giants if they play their cards right. Now only if they would fire Bud Black and hire Jason Varitek...


What actually happened: I'm torn because the Padres, as much as I hate to say it because I've been a fan of them for a long time, have been at or near the bottom of the N.L. West all year, even with their acquisitions/thefts. Myers is currently injured, Justin Upton will likely be traded by the end of this week and Kemp has produced very little offense in the first half of the year. But the Padres did fire Bud Black, so A.J. Preller earns brownie points. They need a shortstop as well, because the one they have right now, Alexi Amarista, is better suited as a utility player/pinch-runner, as he can play every position on the field.


So my predictions have been wrong so far... but there are still 2 months left!

Friday, July 17, 2015

Why I think Mike Zunino is the LVH [Least Valuable Hitter] for the Seattle Mariners

For starters, to be fair, Mike Zunino is a really good defensive catcher. Some sports pundits (like Ken Rosenthal) might even argue he's the best in the game behind the dish. Unfortunately, he often looks hopeless in the batter's box.
The 24-year-old catcher has struck out an astounding 100 times in just 250 at-bats, and his slash line of .160/.223/.292 looks like it came out of the Triple Play Baseball 2001 video game. He sees a highly respectable 4.17 pitches per plate appearance (16th in the Majors), but working the count doesn't mean jack if you're constantly golfing for dollars and not drawing walks.
If you love what Mikey brings defensively and think I'm being too harsh, go watch the next Mariners game.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

My 4 MLB Trade Deadline Predictions

My 4 MLB Trade Deadline Predictions

1. On July 31st, the Chicago Cubs will acquire pitchers Andrew Cashner & Joaquin Benoit from the San Diego Padres in exchange for 1B Daniel Vogelbach & infielder Javier Baez. Why? It's because the Cubs need good pitching and the Padres need a young, talented shortstop and a better 1st baseman than Yonder Alonso. The only problem with this trade is that it would mean that the Cubs got all of the key players in the Anthony Rizzo-Andrew Cashner trade from January, 2012.

2. The Seattle Mariners will make a franchise damaging trade with either the Red Sox or the Yankees that will set the Mariners back 25 years. Need I say more?

3. The Padres will trade Justin Upton by the time I finish writing this sentence.

4. The Mets will acquire stud shortstop Troy Tulowitzki from the Rockies for Curtis Granderson and a pitcher who will not make it up to the majors or will not succeed upon promotion to Colorado because nobody can pitch in Denver

Friday, June 19, 2015

MVP Baseball 2005: The Greatest Baseball Video Game of All-Time

In 2005, EA Sports released MVP Baseball 2005 for the Original Xbox, Playstation 2, PC and the Nintendo GameCube. It is one of the few video games to get a perfect score on every video game console that was available to the general public at that time because the game was innovative. For example, not only could you create your own ballpark, but the game also had an incredible soundtrack (example: Tessie by the Dropkick Murphys). Unfortunately, there would be no sequel to the greatest baseball game of all time because 2K Sports (The makers of the 2K baseball series) decided to buy the rights to MLB as retaliation to EA Sports getting exclusive rights to the NFL for their Madden series. The problem with this was that 2K makes terrible baseball games & EA makes terrible football games. Conversely, 2K made a great NFL game called NFL 2K5, and EA made an incredible MLB game in MVP Baseball 2005. So really, this exclusive rights stuff didn't help either company. But anyways, MVP Baseball still lives on because a dedicated group of computer nerds (like me) found a loophole through this exclusive rights nonsense. Just in case you don't know, the PC edition of MVP Baseball 2005 can be hacked and modified to your liking. For example, if you want to play as the 2015 Chicago Cubs, you can download a file from a website called MVP Mods and you can play as the 2015 Chicago Cubs. It's a tad bit illegal, because it voids your warranty, but it's worth it. In fact, MVP Mods recently released a 10th Anniversary edition of MVP Baseball 2005, cleverly titled MVP 15. Again, it's a tad bit illegal... or so I thought because, believe it or not, EA has approved what MVP Mods has done. So, maybe, just maybe, there will be an EA Major League Baseball game in the future, especially considering the FIFA scandals and the fact that EA removed themselves from making any soccer game for the foreseeable future. They need to cash in on what 2K failed to do: Make the perfect baseball game.

Monday, June 8, 2015

What I think of the MLB Draft

The MLB Amatuer Draft is today on MLB Network and I have absolutely ZERO interest in watching it. Why? Because it, like the MLB All-Star Game, is pointless... at least until my friend Rory, who is on a college scholarship, is eligible for the MLB Draft. Look I have loved baseball since infancy and I find interest in player development, Spring Training and the Minor Leagues. But I don't care about the baseball draft! The MLB Draft is different than the NFL Draft because there are no Minor League teams in football. Also, ½ of all MLB Draft picks are from High School and for every one Mike Trout, there are five Dustin Ackley's. I will only watch the MLB Draft if these two changes occur:

1. You can trade ANY draft pick

No change could skyrocket the popularity of the MLB Draft than if the Seattle Mariners announced they were trading their 1st 5 draft picks (and a .190 hitting backup catcher) to Anaheim for Mike Trout. Also, to MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred's credit, he's considering doing this: Letting teams trade draft picks for bona-fide superstars. It's brilliant!

2. Your 1st round draft pick MUST be on the Major League Roster by August 31st otherwise no draft picks for you

In the 51 years of the MLB Draft there have been twenty-one players who were drafted and called up with no Minor League time. That's not twenty-one first rounders, twenty-one picks out of the millions of draftees from the past 51 years! Additionally, The only two who were worth a damn were John Olerud and Dave Winfield! The average Minor Leaguer spends 3-5 years in the Minors. So I have to get excited about a player who won't be up until 2017? To change the MLB Draft, 1st rounders must be on the active 25-Man Major League roster by Auguat 31st,  otherwise your round 2-7 draft picks are voided.

If these things were to happen, the MLB Draft would matter more for me. It would be interesting to see which star player would be traded for a few top draft picks.  If you want the MLB Draft to be exciting, these ideas would sure do the trick.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Why the New York Yankees will never win a World Series again

The New York Yankees will never win a World Series again. They'll buy one, but they will never win one again. The reason behind this is that the Yankees, under Steinbrenner & Co., have been the very definition of reckless spenders. I believe that the foundation of the 1996-2000 Yankees dynasty that won 4 World Series in 5 years was built while George Steinbrenner was banned from baseball for hiring illegal gambler Howie Spira to obtain damaging info about Dave Winfield. General Manager Gene Michael, along with then-manager Buck Showalter, was allowed to build the Yankees from the ground up, without any interference whatsoever from Steinbrenner. This resulted in that aforementioned dynasty consisting of Derek Jeter, Andy Pettitte, Mariano Rivera, Bernie Williams, Jorge Posada, Ramiro Mendoza, they all were signed & developed by the Yankees. Since then, the Yankees have been reckless when it comes to spending their pinstriped cash (i.e. Alex Rodriguez) and have been trading away young, stud players in their early 20's for lousy, egotistical players in their late 30's! Also, the Yankee executives do not listen to their scouting department, who are, in my opinion, better than most scouting departments around MLB, but they have no say whatsoever in the organization. Due to the countless trades that have destroyed the farm system, the Yankees only have two good young players in the farm system. Those would be outfielder Aaron Judge and second baseman Robby Refsnyder (who was recently promoted to the MLB). As much as I hate the Yankees, I feel bad for the players who sign with them, granted they get paid a ton of $$$, but I can't even fathom the pressure of playing in New York with the press criticizing you every step of the way. I mean, look at Pirates pitcher A.J. Burnett, who, back in 2009, signed a huge contract and he cracked under the pressure of being a Yankee.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

The Tampa Bay Rays should move to Montreal

The Tampa Bay Rays, should move to Montreal and become the Expos. There. I said it. But Rays owner Stuart Sternberg is insisting that the Rays can make it work in Tampa Bay, provided they get a new ballpark, as opposed to the ultimate crapshack that is Tropicana Field, where the Rays have a lease through 2027! They can only get a new park if the City of Tampa Bay gets a huge cash pay off & the Rays paying off the many debts on the dome. Anyways, here are the buried, true facts of Montreal, Quebec, Canada as a baseball city... the Montreal Expos were 1st in attendance every year from 1979-1984. Despite playing in a crapshack stadium (Olympic Stadium), they drew almost 4,400,000 more fans than the Chicago Cubs did at Wrigley Field during that time period! Even in the six seasons ending in '97, when underfunded owners broke up a potential dynasty, the Expos STILL averaged just under 20,000 per game. Think about this equation: A downtown ballpark + great fan base + American League East games against Boston, New York and Toronto = A baseball goldmine!

Thursday, January 22, 2015

My Predictions for the 2015 MLB Season

Here are my only predictions for the 2015 MLB Season and why

1. The Seattle Mariners will win the A.L. West

The Mariners signed Nelson Cruz to be their primary DH & to hit fourth behind stud 2nd baseman Robinson Cano. Seattle also has budding superstars in third baseman Kyle Seager, catcher Mike Zunino & pitcher Taijuan Walker. Oh and they also have the best pitcher in baseball NOT NAMED Kershaw (Felix Hernandez)?

2. The San Diego Padtes will be the most exciting team in the N.L. West

The San Diego Padres' new GM, A.J. Preller, made headlines with his acquistitions/thefts of Matt Kemp (from the Dodgers), Wil Myers (from the Rays) & Justin Upton (from the Braves). But they also have the starting pitching to contend. Guys like Andrew Cashner, Tyson Ross & Odrisamer Despaigne will have to continue to dominate. They may overtake the Dodgers & Giants if they play their cards right. Now only if they would fire Bud Black and hire Jason Varitek...