The MLB playoffs are starting on October 6th. Here are my predictions:
1. The New York Yankees will be eliminated in the Wild Card game by the Houston Astros
The reason is because the 2015 Yankees do not play well as a team, which is the exact opposite of what the Yankees dynasty of the mid-90s to early 2000's were. The Astros, on the other hand, are a team who has a superstar shortstop who is under the legal drinking age of 21 in Carlos Correa, they have great pitchers like Dallas Keuchel, Scott Kazmir and did I mention their 5'5" 2nd baseman Jose Altuve, who reminds me of former Mariners 2nd baseman Joey Cora and that's not just because they are both tiny enough to be mistaken for a child!
2. The Los Angeles Dodgers will sweep the New York Mets in the Division Series
Not if Jerry Seinfeld gets his way...
3. The Chicago Cubs will go the World Series for the first time since 1945
A sure sign that the Nuclear Apocalypse isn't that far off ...
4. The Kansas City Royals will go to the World Series for the second year in a row
But will be swept in four games because...
5. The Chicago Cubs will win their 1st World Series since 1908
Then pigs will be able to fly, the Earth will spin off its axis and cats and dogs will mate.
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